
It all started with the pizza. The night before "the day," Mom decided to eat pizza. She says she always forgets that pizza doesn't agree with me, but I think it is all related to her lack of will power. She says one day I will discover the joys of pizza, but as of now, all I know is that I spit up all day long after a night of her indulgence. Here is a picture of me and my buddy Megan, as she consoles me, on the night of mommy's binge. As you can see by my wet onesie, I have already begun to have some problems.
I decided to get back at mommy by getting up every one to two hours that night to fuss and complain. Once she came to pick me up, I would fake like I was fast asleep and as soon as she put me down in my crib, I would open my eyes wide and fuss some more. So there! Sometimes, I would wait until I heard her just get into her warm bed and start to fall asleep and then I would start my fussing. I then decided to get up at 3:00 a.m. and pretend like it was morning. I chatted away and squealed with glee in my crib, which mom could hear on the monitor, so that she would come and bring me to her bed so that I could get some rest for crying out loud. It's funny how long it has taken her to figure me out. Finally I decided to get up at 5:00 in the morning for the day, instead of my usual 6:30 to 7:30...spitting up all the while.
Well, I definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed....so mommy decided to take me on a walk with daddy early in the morning.
If you think I have a touch of a smile in this picture,
you are wrong. I am not happy one bit. I didn't like my bouncy chair or my jumperoo. I let her know by whining all day if I wasn't held just so, and if she wasn't standing up.
By 3:00 in the afternoon, mommy was getting to her wits end so she brought out my new green blanket...satiny on one side and velvety on the other...oooohhh it was NICE! I got to be naked (for longer than just 10-15 mintues) and I got a wet washrag to chew on and that was just the trick I needed. I had a blast and the rest of the day was cake.
